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I'm talking about that asshole who used to be across the hall at work and similar such assholes.

I won't pretend to be perfect, but atleast in cases where I mess up is through a failure to do xyz and not an overtestosteronized concious intention PRICK action to act like somekind of rectum.

(scene change)

June is shown wearing a T-shirt which reads: "I don't like al.ce c...... _either_"

Upon seeing this LAURA says "Yeah, hello. I need some help with my back hoe.... _I TRIED THAT ALREADY YOU MORON_! You people are useless. GO TO HELL!"

Everyone _BUSTS OUT LAUGHING_.

Raul giggles out: "I don't want to do anything with her effin statue except SPIT ON IT!"

LAURA: "Is that an exact quote? Don't be misquoting the haters now :-D"

Raul: "Of course not... What do you think I am?? a 2048 bit supercomputer??"

LAURA: "I buried that number a long time ago :-D"

June: "Nobody likes that woman. Except like people who like are afraid they are going to be on the outside or something"

LAURA: "People like Raul :-D"

Raul: "Oh you shut the hell up! I'd never be caught dead with that c.nt!"

June: "Maybe she can join the shoe group"

(Everyone busts out laughing)

LAURA: "That would last about a half an hour :-D"

LAURA snaps her fingers and her shirt changes to say: "Amanda > back hoes"

Reni: "How can Laural justify this? We had a mission of leaving no al.ni person behind"

Raul: "_Have you spoken with this woman_??? She's a joke. You give her every last chance and she still fails the entire universe"

Raul continues: "I do believe she's rated as a negative contribution to [viability] :-D"

Reni: "The what?"

Raul: "_It_ was before your time"

June: "I don't have one of those fucking things :-D"

LAURA: "I don't have a back hoe either, so what of it?"

i know that the view counters are seriously nonfunctional on youtube

June: "An an.....l so big it should have a steering wheel :-D"

Reni: "And an emergency brake. Wouldn't want it to back over anybody :-D"

LAURA: "An an.....l so big that when it went to visit a farm, an FDA inspector thought it was livestock :-D"

June: "It's just insulted that you complemented me and not it's stupid name"

Someone walking by the door of the meeting hall goes "Hey! _watch it_!"

Raul: "Yeah, behavior like that could get anyone but it's tyrant in charge kicked out of an OS club :-D"

Reni: "I thought Raul liked big women..."

Raul: "Just not the two-faced ones"

June looks at LAURA and chuckles: "Bus troll :-D"

... that the number of anti-non-OS-people posts on this user account is about to fall dramatically. Conflict with such people has largely become unnecessary due to information I just received.

Trust me, with that foe in san francisco, we have a use for any left over "spare bullets" :-D

LAURA (sarcastic crockodile tears): "Oh erika! What will we do without erika! Life was so perfect under erika! :-D"

LAURA B. comes out on stage and starts singing her version of Switchfoot "Dark Horses" (only minor modifications)

Soon into the song, bright red images of the enemy's "fence" symbol with a circle around them and a line threw them appear on both sides of her... These fade and morph into her people's symbol....

Soon, halfway through, Laura A. (often confused with "LAURA") comes out on stage and joins her, and they sing together:

"La, La La LaLa, La La," "La, La La LaLa, La La"

Then the song continues and twords the end, the two Laura's are again shown singing"

"La, La La LaLa, La La," "La, La La LaLa, La La"

farthead is constantly making fun of and looking for flaws in all those around him. He makes fun of you because you weren't prepared to discuss something at a meeting that you basically begged your team lead to tell you before the meeting would or wouldn't be part of the meeting's topic but then she suddenly _sprang on you_ at the meeting after telling you wouldn't be.

And of course you didn't remember. As a person who thinks for himself and has unique ideas, you have enough important things going on in your life for _three jobs_ like this one.

... but then ridiculing others is what farthead lives off of. Such non-constructive behavior is "top of the food pyramid" in his infantile "diet". his buggy code doesn't give him enough self-esteem to be proud of his own accomplishments and self-worth, so belittling others is the only way he can feel good about himself.

But don't be so hard on farthead. After all, he's from the middle east where most people are all about "peopleshit", gossip, and comparing themselves to one-another instead of valuing individualism, technology and what they personally have created today. The best thing to do is call farthead's village and tell them that their idiot has been located :-D

Tonight my brother and I were coming home from meeting a friend of his on Interstate I-81.

It was me who noticed a light in the woods off to our right. My brother was too busy driving the car. Because he has Aspergers, he tends to focus on a task (atleast until you distract him, and this was pretty distracting...)

When I showed him, he said something like "I've never seen like this before"

I then said, "This is like Unsolved Mysteries or something. Do you think that's a UFO?" ... Actually, then I mentioned the movie Intruders. You know once you start thinking about this stuff, everything comes back to you and next thing you know you are talking about Betty Hill and Vicky Landrum and everyone you can think of.

My brother entered this very serious mode and basically told me to shut up. He then pulled off the Interstate at an exit and began driving in the general direction of the lights. It was convenient how close they were to the offramp. Did they want us to find them?

I joked that I was happy that there was finally more to life than erika eiffel. My brother didn't answer me and pulled up as close to the lights as he could with his now aging but still very nice looking car (as an aspie he tends to take very good care of his car)....

We both got out and looked at the lights. They were off in the woods and we couldn't really see what was back there.

My brother just started walking tword the woods.

I didn't want to be sitting by the car alone, and I didn't even know where the hell we were. I completely forgot I had a cellphone/cameraphone, etc, and apparently so had he.... I suppose it didn't much matter. As usual. the battery was almost dead in mine.

I followed my brother into the woods, and the first thing I noticed was three very large bluish perfect circles in a row... Inside there seemed to be "beings" walking around back and forth, who were only visible when passing by these openings(?). The right of the "ship" was just a purplish and redish light. This wasn't one color or the other. The color was just sort of rotating or fluctuating between the two....

Next thing I remember, my brother and I were inside the craft. I was disappointed that the aliens were not interested in me. They had _no interest WHATSOEVER_ in me! One of the world's only objectophiles, and I was seated on a bench with a redneck guy and an old BBW woman. Neither of them were talking. It's like we were somehow drugged. It was then I remembered about my phone, but could not move to pull her out.

I couldn't see what they were doing to my brother well. I could hear his voice. He was answering questions about his job and God. It's important to note that he's a Christian. He was not laying down. He was sitting upright. The aliens did not affirm anything he was saying about God or anything else. They just stood their listening.

Next thing I know we were back on the Interstate heading home in my brother's car with him driving.

I then said "Did they mention anything about OS?"

My brother then said "Who?"

And I said "Them. You know, the aliens"

He didn't say anything else the rest of the way home.

HOWLita :-D

Howlita prefers a job where brainpower is not required.... and hopefully one where chitchatting about random people is part of the job description :-D

LAURA said "I want my Alice sleep monitor to say Alice will never wake up again", 22 seconds ago...

Like their predecessors, Relentas are completely immune to the influences of the nerd prejudice disease. Furthermore, Relentas are never affected by anti-nerd peer pressure from family members. And Relentas never care what their girlfriends giggle about them marrying a nerd. Relentas will save the US from a trip back to "Romesville" in addition to saving the lives and productivity of thousands of nerds countrywide.

Ok. We confess. We "made up" the Relenta.

But Cynthia is real.

Until someone invents Relentas, there is Cynthia(tm) :-D ... the most powerful, most reliable, "no-make-believe" OS philosphy in the world.

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